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Back to Home Written on 21-Aug-2008 by Poppy_Fields

Why? Why, when you're looking like shit (and still wearing a pyjama top) do you run into him?

Yes. Him.

Remember when I started this blog I mentioned the evil twat who ran off with my sister and got her pregnant? Yes. That 'him'. I would never have run into him after I'd just had my hair cut, or in a fab dress, or just as a hot guy picked me up in a limo. No. I have to have mascara all over my face and my hair just has to be a stringy mess and I'm wearing my pyjama top for goodness sake!

Unfortunately, my pyjama top happens to be a Foo Fighters t-shirt that he gave me. Just to add some crazy to the mess that I'm now appearing as.

I only went out to get the bloody paper. In my vain attempt to do some job hunting! Look what happens when I'm proactive! So instead of being cool and calm, I hid behind the Telegraph hoping he wouldn't see me. But he did. And he threw me one of those brilliant smiles as if he hadn't screwed my sister when he was meant to be screwing me. So I threw the paper at him and ran away.

I'm not job hunting anymore. Not ever. You can do it for me. Or help decide on a career path at least. Someone kindly pointed out that the poll I set up couldn't be seen by you lovely people. It can now. I won't apply for any jobs that require technical gubbins. Please vote and help find me a job/career/sugar daddy. I don't think it's safe for me to do it myself... bad things happen.

Perhaps Ben was right. I should have got dressed.

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written on 21-Aug-2008

chickerino says:

jobs are so 2007 anyway...
written on 21-Aug-2008

Poppy_Fields says:

Ooooh....You wanna pay my rent for me, Chickerino? I like the idea of being a kept woman...
written on 21-Aug-2008

Richard_Mellor says:

don't all the cool kids fruit-pick these days?? this is what i hear. to wit (to woo): http://www.gumtree.com/london/49/27633349.html

Day. Saved?
hope you hit him on the noggin with your telegraph - a paper that definitely carries a good whack..
written on 21-Aug-2008

Poppy_Fields says:

No paper is big enough for that... not even the Telegraph....

Fruit picking? Hmm... I could do that...

Oh dear...Ben is laughing at this suggestion. Apparently I would 'fall out of trees'. Nice.

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