Editor view 
Members view 
Public view
Poppycockney » Sill fired...
4 Comments
- Add comment | Back to Home Written on 19-Aug-2008 by Poppy_FieldsYou all know that split second in the morning when you wake up and have this conversation with yourself:
"Where am I?"
"What happened last night?"
"Why am I asleep on the bathroom floor? Why is there writing all over the wall?"
"Why does my head hurt so much?"
"Oh... god."
Yes, yes, I'm sure you've all been there. Only this time I woke up with the hangover from hell and the realisation that I was, indeed still fired. Fuck.
Things I remember from last night are...
Mixing vodka in Lemsip. I don't recommend this. Apparently neither do they. It's not big and it's not clever, kids.
Ben telling me that I "better tell everyone who reads that silly little blog that I told the client to 'fuck off and keep his filthy hands to himself'"... apparently I could have handled the situation better and no he will not help me sue them for millions of pound for being shits. Although he did agree that my boss is a bit of a shit.
He cried watching The Lion King. And Lady and the Tramp for that matter. He swears he's not gay.
And no, my cold hasn't gone. But at least I don't have to go work this morning.
Oooooh I smell bacon.... who's cooking in my kitchen?
Flickr image from srbyug's photostream.
Post to Facebook
Send to a friendComments
-
__2__(@64x64C).gif)
written on 20-Aug-2008
chickerino [http://www.chickerino.com] says:
We have an opening in the Tea making department. It sounds like you have prior experience so you'd probably be ideal!
-
(@64x64C).jpg)
written on 20-Aug-2008
Poppy_Fields says:
What about the pretty girl in your office who brings you latte in the morning?! You can't have two people running after you!
-
written on 20-Aug-2008
chickerino says:
who brought me a latte ...
once ...
clearly she needs some help with her job -
written on 20-Aug-2008
Poppy_Fields says:
that was very nice of her.
Still, while she's still in your gainful employment, I couldn't possibly tread on her toes. And it seemed like *such* a good offer...
Leave a Comment
- Active sessions: $$$ACTIVESESSIONS$$$
- Total queries: 2
- Serialization time: 562ms
- Execution time: 1062ms
- XSLT time: $$$XSLT$$$ms
