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Back to Home Written on 19-Aug-2008 by Poppy_Fields

Yay! Danny was cooking me bacon! Hooray! He was also looking a little worse for wear and is skiving work and trying to make a roll-up out of left over fag butts. We're a classy bunch when we drink aren't we? I think even Ben was smoking last night. And we did eat all of the fancy Turkish choccies Danny bought over. Yummy!

Conversation with Danny is stilted any morning (don't ask me how I know this, it's waaaaaaay too early in the morning to get into that), but instead of his usual grunt, he just thrust me a piece of paper with about 5 different types of scrawl on it and a cute little picture of a giraffe. I drew that! Here's the scrawl that I can decipher...

POPPY'S BRILLIANT NEW PLAN:

1. TRAVEL THE WORLD - expensive. have just been fired (bastards). No moneeeey £££££££. [sic]

2. BE PHOTOGRAPHER - Broke my camera. Might have to buy another one. Or steal Ben's! (Ben has scrawled 'fuck off! You're not having mine' after this comment).

3. DRAW STUFF - Art and shit. People. Painting houses. Tattoos.

4. GO ON THE DOLE - This is not a plan. It sort of is. No it's not. Yes. No.

5. RUN OWN COMPANY. - Doing what? I don't know. Rubbish plan!

6. BE INTERIOR DESIGNER - Poppy, you don't like people. Yes I do! No you don't! Most people are stupid anyway. You're stupid.

7. OPEN A GALLERY - Yeah I could do this. Where? Our living room? NO.

So that's helpful, isn't it? I think I need a cup of tea before I can think about this. Go away. Don't ask me any difficult questions. Send me flowers instead or something. And no loud noises. Tread lightly around Poppycockney today please.

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written on 19-Aug-2008

chickerino [http://www.chickerino.com] says:

you forgot:
8. PROFIT!!!11!!!
written on 19-Aug-2008

Poppy_Fields says:

If you could decide which option would make me the most PROFIT!!!11!!! That'd be great.
written on 19-Aug-2008

cristian.saracco [http://www.webjam.com/brand30] says:

You may travel the world (1), taking photos (2), adding some Warhol's photoshop effects (3) and forgetting the (4)... Then you open a gallery (5 & 7) with your own touch of interior design (6)... And sell the pack "art + interior design" as a new experience... Finally, you'll see the light... & probably the profits...

Cheers!
written on 19-Aug-2008

Poppy_Fields says:

Cristian, you make it sound so simple!
written on 19-Aug-2008

cristian.saracco says:

Life uses to be simple...

If I have wrote the previous post drinking Lagavulin, probably, it would have been more simple (more funny, and more diffuse)...
written on 19-Aug-2008

Poppy_Fields says:

What's Langavulin? Should I drink that? Should that be my new plan?
written on 19-Aug-2008

cristian.saracco says:

It's not a plan, it's a way of life!... see... http://www.webjam.com/brand30/$the_semantic_b ... rhour

And yes... you should drink it...
written on 19-Aug-2008

Poppy_Fields says:

my new plan!

at least until the poll decides my fate for me...
written on 21-Aug-2008

cristian.saracco says:

What poll? Where is the poll?...
written on 21-Aug-2008

Poppy_Fields says:

on the right-hand side of the home page. Vote and change my life for me! Or I may just end up eating left over takeaway food and watching Jeremy Kyle forever...

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